•THE SASSY NEWS•
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1st May 2010. Volume 3 Issue 26.
Turtle shocks people by showing what LOVE means
A pet turtle of a 11 year old girl was deeply attracted by a hermit crab which really shocks everyone. OF course, that sounds really impossible. But we have the pictures to prove it.
ever heard of an indian star baby turtle falling in love/attracted with a hermit crab? Of course not! But surprisingly, it really happened at a 11 year old girl's backyard! She has all the details we need.
" So,hey, how do you do? We are from Sassy News paper and is here to ask you questions about your falling in love turd for our article. can you tell us when and how this happened? " (same annoying reporter)
"YOU AGAIN?! The annoying reporter that blamed us for smoking a month ago?!" says Selina.
" yes, girl. Its me AGAIN. Isnt that so sad for you? Anyways, lets get back to our article shall we?
11 years old Selina explains
" Well, first of all. Its 'turtle', not 'turd' you pesky man and yeah sure. It just happened when you know, after school? I was feeding him and giving him a walk like usual. And then, i just noticed my hermit crab dangling from the branches of some plants. So i decided to give both of them a walk. And then-"
" and then your turd was attracted to it and immediately ran to it right?" ( reporter interrupting)
"NOT YET dummy,can you please dont interrupt me first will ya? I want to tell the whole story without any interruptions to the dear readers."
"fine fine fine, go on." (reporter)
( Selina speaks nonstop , blablablabla)
According to Selina. The whole situation shocks her too. She wouldnt dream that her Indian Star turtle would ever be attracted by some hermit crab. She said that it just happened when she was home from school, her mother was there with her camera taking pictures of her turtle. " It was always MY job to feed and give it a walk" said Selina," and yeaaa its really boring!". It WAS boring. But not now, after the incident happened, Selina has been keeping her eye WIDE OPENED for another incident like the weird love. Selina had told us how it happened. But sadly, we dont really understand what she was talking about cause she sound like some alien from outer space, talking nonstop cockraoch language, really she's not good at explaining stuffs.
So we have to apologize for that inconvinience But dont worry! WE have some cute adorable pictures to prove the story is non-fiction taken by her very own creative photographer mom!
The hermit crab out from it's shell
The turd NOT taking a walk.
" The day is so dark and cloudy today!"
" eh? what is that? lemee have a closer look at IT."
The turd walking slooowwwwwwlllyyyyy to the hermit crab.
"Why, you are the most beautiful milady i have ever seen! Is there a sun rising or is it you that is the one who brightens my day? You look like a blooming rose in springtime!"
" aw....dont be shy. it will be such a waste if you go on hiding your pretty face like that! "
" Mind to take a walk with me together? Perhaps we could dine at my tank? "
HAPPY COUPLES!
The annoying Selina says that her turd even kissed the hermit!in the shell of course or else the hermit gonna use it snippers and snip the turd.
! But her mom didnt get that picture. Aww...werent you touched? Isnt it amazing to know that even animals like the dumb turd understands what love means? I mean, turtle are suppose to fall in love with turtles, not drool over some creatures that arent their kind right?
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what do you think about these pictures?
O~ cute
O~ ugly
O~ romantic
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